1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:02,703 - I'm hank. 2 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,438 I was your typical Emergency room doctor... 3 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:06,274 [steady beeping] Until I got fired. 4 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,641 - you let a billionaire Hospital trustee 5 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,477 Die to save some kid Off the street. 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,445 - I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake. 7 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,613 - this is my brother. 8 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:13,814 - I'm evan r. Lawson, c.P.A. 9 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,117 - he took me Away from my troubles 10 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,186 And to the hamptons, 11 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,387 And suddenly, I had a chance 12 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,789 To become a whole new Kind of doctor. 13 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,058 Turns out the wealthy And not-so-wealthy out here 14 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,060 Could use a guy Who makes house calls, 15 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:29,763 So I got a second chance To do what I do best. 16 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,733 [andrew bird's Fitz and the dizzyspells] 17 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,669 - * comes and goes 18 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,571 * like the fits And dizzy spells * 19 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,708 * like the weather 20 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:44,178 - so welcome to the inaugural Hankmed staff meeting. 21 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,446 I love your blouse, divya. 22 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,714 Good--good day to you. 23 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,516 First on this Evening's agenda, 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,351 Uh, business development. 25 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,585 - it's 11:00 a.M. 26 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,187 - oh, yeah. 27 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,389 No, I wrote this last night. Sorry. 28 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,625 - yeah, since I left the e.R., The two things I miss least 29 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,293 Are pelvic exams And staff meetings, 30 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,528 And not necessarily In that order. 31 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,464 - evan, can't you just Send out an email? 32 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,565 - yeah, okay. You know what? 33 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:05,833 I'll send an email. That's great. 34 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,201 Okay, cool, divya. 35 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,569 I'm sending an email To both of you. 36 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,570 It says I worked For three days 37 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,372 On this multimedia Presentation 38 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,674 And that you're gonna sit down, Shut up, and enjoy it. 39 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,177 There. Sent. How's that sound? 40 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,678 How's it going Over there, stu? 41 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,247 - still working on it, mr.-- [hiccups] 42 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,348 Lawson. - okay, that's cool. 43 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,482 Keep it up. 44 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,616 - was it really necessary 45 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:23,684 To retain an a/v specialist For this? 46 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,885 - [hiccups] - well-- 47 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,487 - we should re-"Shedule" The meeting. 48 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,422 - motion to re-"Shedule" Not seconded. 49 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:29,890 Motion fails. Moving on. 50 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,525 - there's no stopping him When he's like this. 51 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:33,727 The bylaws to our tree house Were eight pages long 52 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,163 And it was an imaginary Tree house. 53 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,664 - [hiccups] - so as I projected, 54 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,566 The hankmed balance sheet Is robust 55 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,867 As we approach the end Of our fiscal summer. 56 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,569 - all I needed to hear. - [hiccups] 57 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,570 - thanks, ev. - [hiccups] 58 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,472 - here, stu, drink this. 59 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,639 It should help. 60 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,242 - but our gold standard 61 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,611 Is turning our One-time patients 62 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,480 Into retainer-paying Clients. 63 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,714 Patients into clients. 64 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,449 This is our new motto. 65 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,151 Let's all say it together. 66 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,187 Patients-- - [hiccups] 67 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,623 Patients-- - [hiccups] 68 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,625 - okay, all together now. Patients-- 69 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:05,893 - [hiccups] - excuse me for one second. 70 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,128 [abruptly screams] - [screams] 71 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,733 Thanks, mr. Lawson. - absolutely. 72 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,469 Did it work for you? - [hiccups] Sorry, mr. Lawson. 73 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,770 - cool. That's all right. - I'm out of here. 74 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,406 - so our research department Has shown 75 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,775 That when our cfo attends House calls, 76 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,177 Client conversion triples. 77 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,279 - has our research Department also found 78 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,814 That we have No research department? 79 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,216 - funny. That's really funny. 80 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,618 Guys, I propose That for select 81 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,686 Residential quadrants, I join you on visits 82 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,622 To provide The on-site upsell 83 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,790 And administer customer Satisfaction surveys. 84 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,759 - great idea. Awesome presentation. 85 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,694 I'm off to the lab. - awesome presentation? 86 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,895 Okay. Really? 87 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,364 Wicked. 88 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,965 [cell phone rings] 89 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:45,866 Hankmed. 90 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,268 How can we make you Feel better today? 91 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,303 - [hiccups] 92 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,747 - I can't believe you're here. 93 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,250 You better respect The patient. 94 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,651 - oh, my god. I googled them. 95 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,919 She's a swimsuit model And he's filthy rich. 96 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,522 So, yeah, I respect them both. Trust me. 97 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,990 So, uh, hi. 98 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,625 Are we treating, Like, a pterodactyl? 99 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,727 - [chuckles] No, my husband. 100 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,728 We got married here yesterday. 101 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,397 - oh, congratulations. - oh, that's so cool. 102 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,498 - thank you. It was beautiful. 103 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,600 You know, I wanted to honeymoon In the real amazon, 104 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,402 But my husband alan Is deathly afraid to fly, 105 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,836 So he rented this for us. 106 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,505 - oh. - that's a lovely gesture. 107 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,540 - it was until The pollen or something 108 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,541 Set off his allergies. 109 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,809 - yeah? 110 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,677 - I've said "Bless you" So many times, 111 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,911 I'm starting to sound Like the pope. 112 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:31,979 - [chuckles] 113 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,714 Well, you look way sexier In your work clothes, 114 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,782 So you got nothing To worry about. 115 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:35,616 - evan. - what? 116 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,752 - be quiet, be professional, Behave. 117 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,388 But mostly be quiet. 118 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,955 - oh, my god. 119 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,891 - alan! 120 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,393 Alan, honey? 121 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,827 The doctors You called are here. 122 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,862 - okay. 123 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,435 I'm so glad you're here. 124 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,470 [sniffs] 125 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,946 - hi. - hey. 126 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,382 I was just dropping A sample off at the lab. 127 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,817 - oh. 128 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,051 It's okay. 129 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,920 You don't have to explain Why you're here. 130 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:17,291 - right. So...How have you been? 131 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,859 You know, for the past Couple of days? 132 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,928 - pretty good. You? 133 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,797 - pretty good. 134 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:28,536 So what are you up to For the next couple of days? 135 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,070 I'm sorry. I know what we said, but-- 136 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,071 - it's easier said than done. 137 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,406 - who knew it'd be this hard? 138 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,375 - yeah, and we're obviously 139 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,909 Still going to be bumping Into each other, 140 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,679 So we do to make Some ground rules. 141 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,381 - right. Right. 142 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,483 And what's, uh-- What's fair game? 143 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,884 - and what's not. 144 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,519 - yeah, but more what is. 145 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,587 - excuse me, Ms. Casey. 146 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,922 Um, the emergency arrhythmia Patient 147 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,959 We admitted yesterday Is checking himself out a.M.A. 148 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,928 - well, did we try Talking sense into him? 149 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,530 Okay, all right. I'll get dr. Weisman. 150 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,898 Excuse me. 151 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,933 - yeah. 152 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,876 - I signed fewer forms When I bought my house. 153 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,711 Those your kids? - yeah. 154 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,113 - nothing quite like Leaving a hospital 155 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,483 To raise your spirits. 156 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,884 - excuse me, sir? 157 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,686 I'm dr. Lawson. 158 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:19,653 - [scoffs] 159 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:20,654 I'd love to talk, doc, But I'm not staying. 160 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,656 - yeah, neither am I. I don't even work here. 161 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,857 You mind if I check your chart? 162 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,793 - all yours. I'm done with it. 163 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,695 Here you go. 164 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:28,962 - thanks. 165 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,831 - mr. Kingsley. 166 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,965 You were admitted Just yesterday 167 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,801 For hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy? 168 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,104 - little stutter step with my Ticker, but I feel great now. 169 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,972 - so they adjusted Your medications 170 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,674 And stabilized you, But that doesn't mean 171 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,942 You should leave. 172 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,911 Look, I know some Patients check out 173 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,879 Against medical advice For financial reasons. 174 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,848 - luckily, my wife Bought us good insurance. 175 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,982 - then use it. Stay. 176 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,818 You have a very serious Heart condition. 177 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,654 - I also have A very serious work deadline. 178 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,656 If I don't make my deadline, I can't make a living, 179 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,891 And then my wife can't Buy us health insurance. 180 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:58,926 Ironic, huh? 181 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,528 - almost poetic, But still not 182 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,029 A good enough reason To leave here. 183 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,465 - don't worry. My studio is low-stress. 184 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,033 Less stressful Than this place. 185 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,602 I meditate, Live organically, 186 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,137 And the little lady Dotes on me. 187 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,905 - that's great. All great. 188 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,708 But you still need Medical supervision. 189 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,109 - are you a cardiologist? 190 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,911 - no, just a friend Of the hospital. 191 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,513 I'm a private physician. 192 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,114 - private as in house calls? 193 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,816 - yeah. - problem solved. 194 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,051 You're hired And I'm out of here. 195 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,052 - no, no, no. That's not what I meant. 196 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,454 - doc, I'm gonna walk out 197 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,655 That door and go home To my wife, 198 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,856 No matter what. 199 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,157 If you come with me, at least I have supervision, right? 200 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,059 - yeah, but-- - mr. Kingsley? 201 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,594 I'm glad you're still here. 202 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,662 The cardiologist Is on his way. 203 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,963 - no need. 204 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,432 I signed your forms And I'm on my way 205 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:42,836 With my new doctor. 206 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:43,971 - ms. Casey? 207 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:47,107 Ms. Casey, they need you At critical care immediately. 208 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,916 [the blue van's independence] 209 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,686 * 210 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:02,956 - * my independence went away 211 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:07,127 * I didn't listen When it said * 212 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,663 * rely on yourself 213 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,965 * trusting someone else 214 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:16,870 * is a path For the silent ghost * 215 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,847 - "Zoomer and jewel." 216 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,181 Cute. 217 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,619 - my wife and I created them 15 years ago. 218 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,186 - must be cool to work With your wife. 219 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,122 - [scoffs] You're not married, are you? 220 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,558 - [chuckles] No. 221 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,861 - our first book Sold 50 copies. 222 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,697 Ten books later, "Zoomer And jewel" are local icons 223 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,833 Like martha stewart... 224 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:46,900 But they've never Done hard time. 225 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,803 - right. Right. 226 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:53,574 - these books, they are the only Thing that worked out. 227 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,142 We get one Good paycheck a year. 228 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,277 God knows we need it. 229 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,881 - still, this seems like a lot To illustrate in three days. 230 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,817 - which is why I called our Publisher for an extension. 231 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,753 For someone who works In children's books, 232 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:09,890 That lady knows a lot Of very nasty words. 233 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,861 - hank, this is julie, The writer. 234 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:14,828 Oh. 235 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,163 And my wife. 236 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,065 - I just went To the hospital 237 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,000 And all they'd tell me Is that you checked out. 238 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,903 - they sent me home, So I found a private doctor. 239 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,271 Check him out. 240 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,841 - cut veggies, tea, And a hank 241 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,843 Are no substitute For a hospital. 242 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,979 - the hank tried To tell him that. 243 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,548 - [groans] Well, I'm feeling zen, 244 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,617 Which means it's time To get back to work. 245 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,619 Our little guys look bored. 246 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,722 - yeah, well, they didn't just Have an adventure called 247 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,792 "Zoomer and jewel take A ride in an ambulance." 248 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:45,859 You have. 249 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,895 Honey, you have got To take it easy. 250 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:51,264 - the scanning shop needs my Proofs in three days, right? 251 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,033 - yes. - and? 252 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:56,136 - and we have the reading At the library. 253 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,806 - we do a sneak reading For every release. 254 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,040 It's our good luck tradition. 255 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:00,874 - that's funny. 256 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,109 I have my own Good luck tradition 257 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,276 Where I give the patient An exam. 258 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,978 - soon. 259 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,981 Honey, what's so hard About sticking to page count? 260 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,884 12 pages, you said. Not 16. 261 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,987 - so exactly what kind of Animals are these little guys? 262 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,023 - tasmanian devils. - badgers. 263 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,626 We've never really agreed. 264 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,660 - then how do you draw them? 265 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,861 - vaguely. - you know what? 266 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,730 Maybe they're woodchucks. 267 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,231 Did you ever think woodchuck? 268 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,033 Sorry. Let's do the exam now. 269 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,069 Get my stuff. 270 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,005 - so you should know, Alan, 271 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,974 That I'm a humongous fan Of your work. 272 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,909 I really-- 273 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,878 Just being in your house And this close to you 274 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,080 Is, like, whoa, 'cause you're like a rock star 275 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,282 Of stock portfolio Tracking software. 276 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,819 And it's just, you know-- It's just such an honor. 277 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,921 - it's always nice To meet a fan. 278 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:48,989 - absolutely. 279 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,123 - now that we've all mingled, 280 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,759 I should treat Mr. Ryder's allergies. 281 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:52,826 - right. 282 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,663 Rachel, honey, why don't you Go enjoy the beach? 283 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,865 - because you know It reminds me of work. 284 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,266 - you think swimsuit modeling Is easy? 285 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,368 The woman can't enjoy The beach anymore. 286 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,737 - maybe I could go shopping. 287 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,173 - you're in, like, 300 different magazine 288 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,407 And billboard ads. 289 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,910 Shouldn't shopping Remind you of work too? 290 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,144 - I have selective memory. 291 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,013 Mwah. 292 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,919 - evan? - mm-hmm? 293 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,187 - will you excuse us? - wait. 294 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,022 I spoke to you on the phone. 295 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,023 You said your business Is discreet? 296 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,858 - oh, yeah. Yeah. 297 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,660 Hankmed invented Discretion, man. 298 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,829 We're just, you know, Too discreet to publicize it. 299 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,664 - fine. My problem isn't allergies. 300 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,132 You're the doctor? 301 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,867 - physician assistant. 302 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,036 And as a medical practitioner, 303 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,138 I'm obligated to maintain Confidentiality. 304 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,406 - what she said. 305 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,341 - for some reason, I assumed "Hankmed" 306 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,744 Meant a doctor named hank. 307 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,878 - you see? 308 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,847 I should get a branding award For coming up with that. 309 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:52,052 - the doctor can come later Or I can help you now. 310 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,387 - okay. Maybe you can help. 311 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,923 [sighs] 312 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,391 It started last night. Pain when I go. 313 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,227 Internet said A kidney stone. 314 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,361 Right? It'll pass? 315 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,296 - the internet says A lot of things. 316 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,132 Did it begin in your back And descend? 317 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,835 - no. Should it have? 318 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,269 - most kidney stones do. 319 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,304 Where does it hurt precisely? 320 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,312 I doubt it's a kidney stone. 321 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,749 I'll have to take a look At your genitals. 322 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,385 - wouldn't the physician Do that while you assist? 323 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,988 Can't you just give me a pill I can take for now? 324 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,390 I'm paying quite a bit For you to not be a doctor. 325 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,959 - I understand that-- - you know what? 326 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,761 Maybe we don't have To do an exam-- 327 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,062 - evan! 328 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,396 May I speak with you? 329 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,065 - absolutely, divya. 330 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,366 Give us one second, alan. 331 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:44,772 We'll be right back. 332 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:45,973 [chuckles] 333 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,241 - what do you Think you're doing? 334 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,377 - I'm shutting you down, Nurse guantanamo. 335 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,511 What are you doing? 336 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,080 Have you ever heard Of bedside manner? 337 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,882 - this isn't About bedside manner. 338 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,449 This is about Diagnosing a problem 339 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,852 And helping a patient. 340 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,988 You don't need an m.D. At the end of your name 341 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,790 To know what's going on here. 342 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,024 - [scoffs] Well, duh. 343 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,258 But the guy obviously Doesn't want to tell 344 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,360 A cfo and his p.A. That his brand-new wife 345 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,862 Gave him an std. 346 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,163 Where's your trademark Hankmed tact? 347 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,900 - people pay to be treated, Not coddled. 348 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,335 And I don't give A tinker's curse 349 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,037 For your marketing drivel. 350 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,506 - I can't debate you If you talk gibberish 351 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,074 That sounds Kind of like something 352 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,076 A chimney sweep from Mary poppins would say, 353 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,879 But you can't cure him unless You win his trust first. 354 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,014 So work with him. 355 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,916 - guys, should I call someone else? 356 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,550 An actual doctor, maybe? 357 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,552 - patients into clients. Patients into clients. 358 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,954 Say it. It's empowering. 359 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,956 And it's hank-sanctioned too, Remember? 360 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,357 Here we go. 361 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,193 - mr. Ryder, I apologize. 362 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,162 I believe you may Have an infection. 363 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,263 - yeah. 364 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,165 - I'll need to take some blood And urine samples... 365 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,134 - urine samples probably. 366 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,802 - to confirm the diagnosis. 367 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:52,172 Meantime, I can prescribe Some antibiotics 368 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,841 And painkillers. 369 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,308 Will that be sufficient? 370 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,476 - delightful. 371 00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,180 On behalf of me and my genitals, Thank you. 372 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,114 - absolutely. 373 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,050 Well, we aim To please all of you, so... 374 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,085 Great. That was great. 375 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,591 - breathe in. Out. 376 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,928 Yeah, you can have high tea When the exam is done. 377 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,363 Breathe in. Out. 378 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,332 - [breathing deeply] 379 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,467 - okay. 380 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,937 Pulse is down to 60 from 70 when You left the hospital. 381 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,172 Blood pressure's 120 over 75. 382 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,306 You're doing better. 383 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,841 - I told you I'd be fine. 384 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,042 Natural living. 385 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,412 Food from my organic garden Beats hospital food any day. 386 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,248 - the rocks in your garden Beat hospital food. 387 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,517 But hamptons heritage put you On the right medications-- 388 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,252 Calcium channel blockers And furosemide. 389 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,054 - I prefer the hospital food. 390 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,091 Now, if we're done, I'll get to work. 391 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,128 - hey, you know what? 392 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,596 Tell me about All these characters. 393 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,298 I mean, where do you guys Get your ideas? 394 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:55,535 - my wife gets them... From me. 395 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,104 Life experience, I guess. 396 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,406 Zoomer's always been The mischievous one. 397 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,573 - the little white one? 398 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,010 - no, that's jewel, The good girl. 399 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,112 She's harder to illustrate Than he is. 400 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,114 It's all about Shading the white. 401 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,249 - speaking of shading... 402 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,317 Your wife should Know the truth 403 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,585 About how you left The hospital. 404 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,287 - [scoffs] 405 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,256 A year ago I found out I had this thing. 406 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,192 And I know julie is just Trying to protect me, 407 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:23,931 But...You know, I like illustrating for kids, 408 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,899 Not being treated like one. 409 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,300 - this isn't just a thing. 410 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,169 Part of your heart is too big. 411 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,171 It's crucial that you monitor And medicate it 412 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,605 So you don't develop Complications. 413 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,074 - I do. Look at my numbers. 414 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,275 - and we should talk About long-term options. 415 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,977 I mean, there are surgeries you Might be a candidate for. 416 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,378 - [sighs] Long-term? 417 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,679 You sound like the hospital I just left. 418 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,182 Let's talk long-term later. 419 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:46,886 I hired you to get me Through the next three days. 420 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,490 - [sighs] 421 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,296 [knock on door] 422 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,604 - hey. - hey. 423 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,339 [tea kettle whistles] - come in. 424 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,307 Come in. 425 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,242 Oh, uh, I'm just gonna-- 426 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,545 Come on in. 427 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,314 I'm glad you came by. You got my message? 428 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:19,953 - I did and I decided To respond in person. 429 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,321 - look, I really Am sorry about 430 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,455 What happened today With zack. 431 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,258 - zack? 432 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,028 Oh, you mean mr. Kingsley. Hmm. 433 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,229 How is my patient, Anyway? 434 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,298 - he's doing well. 435 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,666 Jill, look, he was already Leaving hamptons heritage 436 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,235 Before I even got there. 437 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,037 At least now he Has medical supervision. 438 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,273 - what you did, hank, Is the definition 439 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,608 Of "Not fair game." 440 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,376 What do I tell my board members If they ask me 441 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,246 Why my boyfriend-- I'm sorry, ex-boyfriend-- 442 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,381 Poached a serious Cardio case from me? 443 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:52,019 - tell them this was unintended And in no way personal. 444 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,054 And that they're giving Their hospital 445 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,055 A little too much credit. 446 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,323 - what the hell Does that mean? 447 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,325 - let's face it. 448 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,392 Zack wasn't really Gonna undergo 449 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,394 His cardiac surgery At hamptons heritage anyway. 450 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,330 - really? And why not? 451 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,666 - look, it's a great hospital For some things. 452 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,735 But, jill, if you had His condition, 453 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:12,105 I'd want you at a larger Specialized facility. 454 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,574 - my tiny unspecialized Facility 455 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:18,045 Is full of dedicated people Who save lives every day, 456 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,081 Just like you used to. 457 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,415 It just so happens, hank, 458 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,451 You don't have to get fired To be a good doctor. 459 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,658 [door opens and closes] 460 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,098 - come on, please? 461 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,367 Dude, I didn't even Use it yet. 462 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102 - sorry, mr. Lawson. 463 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,170 It is a 24-hour rental. 464 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,139 - I know, but can a brother Get a grace period? 465 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,574 I mean-- 466 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,342 - [scoffs] Okay. 467 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,743 - yes. 468 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,279 All right, thank you, stu. 469 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,546 Now allow me To walk you through 470 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,682 The financial benchmarks that we Did not get through yesterday. 471 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,550 - actually, medical updates Take priority. 472 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,286 - I know, but-- Okay, but we find-- 473 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,787 - divya, what's the status Of our fake allergy patient? 474 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,389 - he wasn't cooperative, 475 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,391 But it's most likely A simple std. 476 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,525 - he probably won't Think it's simple. 477 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,127 - when are lab results Expected? 478 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,528 - they'll be emailed Any time now. 479 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,431 Meanwhile, I started ceftriaxone And doxycyxline 480 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,532 And oxycodone for the pain. 481 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,167 - all right, well, Wide-spectrum 482 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,202 Antibiotics was a good call. 483 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,637 - speaking of good calls, Did you make yours? 484 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,406 - no, I haven't called her yet. 485 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,473 - you should send flowers. 486 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,408 I recommend peonies. 487 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,410 - thank you. - [hiccups] 488 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,545 - again with this? 489 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,379 - not again. Still. 490 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,248 Wife's about to kill me. 491 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,150 We just had a baby boy and I'm Kee--[hiccups] 492 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,384 I'm kee--[hiccups] 493 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,453 I'm keeping him up at night. [hiccups] 494 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,622 - all right, come here. Let me take a look. 495 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,590 - look, you only delayed The inevitable yesterday. 496 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,659 When the std results Come back positive, 497 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,628 Someone's going to have To discuss it with them. 498 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,596 - well, that'll be A real dr. Phil moment. 499 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,733 - here is their Contract and invoice. 500 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:50,770 You take care of that And I'll take care of him. 501 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,205 - okay, this is tetracaine. 502 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,406 It's a mild anesthetic. 503 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,376 It'll relax the larynx And end the spasm. 504 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,618 - [deep breath] Wow. 505 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,420 Thanks. 506 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,156 Thank you! - no sweat. 507 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,690 - thank you. - you got it. 508 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,892 - [sighs] Hey. 509 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,562 I'm giving you guys An extension. 510 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,297 - dude! Dude. 511 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,731 - all right, guys, Is the case handled? 512 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,601 - I really think She needs backup, doctor. 513 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,503 - I've got it. I'm going back there today. 514 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,605 Alone. 515 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,873 Oh, and I read zack's file. 516 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,842 His non-compliance sounds Like a liability. 517 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,444 - yeah, you want divya should Rough him up? 518 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,579 - no, I'm good. 519 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,580 I'm going over there Right now. 520 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,781 I got a plan. - plan? 521 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,549 Plans are good. Contracts are better. 522 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,617 You don't have one With him yet, do you? 523 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,152 - well, I-- - okay, you know what? 524 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,487 This handshake hank thing Is really cute, 525 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,821 But now I'm tagging along With you. 526 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,622 - fine. - and, by the way, 527 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,291 Next time we have A staff meeting, 528 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,492 We're gonna use That multimedia station, 529 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,227 'cause I slaved over That powerpoint 530 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,730 And I also really want To use this laser pointer. 531 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,300 - stop it. Get--stop it! 532 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,470 - * lesson in forgetting how 533 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,840 * the candle does its work 534 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,243 * pressing on me a solution 535 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,812 - zack? Exam time. 536 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,813 Come on down. 537 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,649 * 538 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,552 - * story of sedation-- 539 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,255 [music stops] - take a break, picasso. 540 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:27,634 Zack? Step down, please. 541 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,337 - [grunts] 542 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,606 [chuckles] I'm okay. 543 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,243 - you stopped taking your Calcium channel blockers. 544 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,510 They wore you out, So you compensated 545 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,945 With too many diuretics 546 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,613 And now you're dehydrated And cramping. 547 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,514 That's why you fell. 548 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,716 - I need a banana For some potassium. 549 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,518 - zack, we are way Past bananas and tea. 550 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,588 All those diuretics Made you ototoxic. 551 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,989 Temporarily deaf. 552 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,658 You can barely Hear me, right? 553 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,561 - those blockers Make me feel like crap. 554 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,629 I take them, I miss deadlines, 555 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,631 And eventually our publisher's Gonna drop us. 556 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,233 I can't afford To play russian roulette 557 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,801 With our livelihood. 558 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,371 - well, you're playing russian Roulette with your life. 559 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,673 - I got to make a living, hank. 560 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,409 - look, I get it. I do. 561 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,543 But if you don't Take your meds, 562 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,944 You could develop A severe arrhythmia. 563 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,012 I'm your doctor. 564 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,584 You need to listen to me. 565 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,552 - what? 566 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:23,856 - you need to listen to me. 567 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,392 - [scoffs] 568 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,360 Don't you guys have A triple-a discount? 569 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,662 Coupon in the paper? 570 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,664 Two-for-one special? Anything? 571 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,266 - we're here to keep your Husband alive, ma'am, 572 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,303 Not steam clean your carpets. 573 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,872 - fine. 574 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,410 Here's a check for half. 575 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,678 I'll give you collateral For the rest. 576 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,979 - what kind of collateral? 577 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,516 Because I'd really rather Not have to store 578 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,583 Any valuables, ma'am. 579 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,620 [sighs] 580 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,888 Wow. All right. 581 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,490 I don't even have To ring a bell 582 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,726 With a sledgehammer or let You guess my weight first. 583 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,494 - the book is a first edition. 584 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,862 It's worth something. 585 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,532 And be careful With the stuffed animals. 586 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,335 Some of them were determined To be highly flammable. 587 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,337 - kids were Setting these on fire? 588 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,304 - one kid. 589 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:15,942 He was fine, But his parents were lawyers. 590 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,546 - okay. 591 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,713 Forget the collateral. 592 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,682 Just... 593 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,718 Indulge me by completing A survey, okay? 594 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,321 On a scale of one to ten, 595 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,857 How satisfied are you with your Decision to hire hankmed? 596 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,926 - I didn't want to hire you In the first place. 597 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,463 We traded An entire cardiac ward 598 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,331 For a guy with a duffel bag. 599 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,667 My husband belongs In the hospital. 600 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,605 - so can I say, like, 9.5? 601 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,840 I'll just say nine. 602 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,548 - I've been avoiding Rachel all day. 603 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,949 This allergy ruse Won't last long. 604 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,352 - then let's get This diagnosed and treated, 605 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:00,820 So the two of you Can move on... 606 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,822 If you'd let me Do the exam now. 607 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,625 - [sighs] 608 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,560 - the tests showed That it's not 609 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,996 A urinary tract infection Or syphilis. 610 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,964 - why'd you test for syphilis? 611 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,534 I retired my player's jersey When I met rachel. 612 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,669 Although the wild stories About mutual fund 613 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,771 Software entrepreneurs Are everything you've heard 614 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,541 And then some. 615 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,477 Wait. 616 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,813 You thought my wife Was cheating on me 617 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,415 Right before our wedding? 618 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,616 - not necessarily. 619 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,419 But given your restrictions, That's all I could test for. 620 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,820 - she was on a three-week Photo shoot. 621 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:34,754 She flew in for the wedding. 622 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,989 So we haven't been intimate For a month. 623 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,891 - I certainly didn't mean To cast aspersions. 624 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,827 If you'd let me conduct A quick exam-- 625 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,897 - so far your medical hunches Haven't been that..."Hunchy." 626 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,033 So what are you Gonna check for now? 627 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,968 - epididymitis Or testicular orchitis. 628 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,671 - uh, neither of those Sounds any good. 629 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,606 - I don't name them. I just treat them. 630 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,776 - uh, hey, for the record... 631 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,711 I don't have a problem With you being a woman. 632 00:22:58,745 --> 00:22:59,946 - good. Neither do I. 633 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,082 - my problem is you're An assistant. 634 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,486 - mr. Ryder, if you would Worry less about my title 635 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:07,920 And focus more On what I can do, 636 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:11,824 Hopefully I can get you back On your honeymoon. 637 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,427 Now... 638 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,463 Drop 'em. 639 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,642 - yeah, just fax it. That's cool. 640 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,911 - mrs. Kinglsey, We need to talk. 641 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,212 - of course we do. 642 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,881 And you can call it A consultation 643 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,182 And charge us for it. 644 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,750 - no, no, no. This isn't about the money. 645 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,652 Evan, they can pay what they Want, when they want. 646 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:40,920 - that's actually exactly what I Was about to tell mrs. Kinglsey. 647 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,657 But in exchange, I expect that Survey to be filled out, okay? 648 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,793 Optional comment Section included. 649 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:47,760 I'll see you at home. 650 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,796 - okay. [sighs] 651 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,064 - so you've finally realized You bit off 652 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,066 More than you can chew With my loving, 653 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,602 Stubborn-as-hell husband. 654 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,504 - no, I realize that you And I want the same thing 655 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:58,805 And we can help each other. 656 00:23:58,838 --> 00:23:59,939 - and how's that? 657 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:00,940 - by convincing zack That he needs 658 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,108 To be your husband first 659 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,912 And your illustrator second. 660 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:11,918 Zack? 661 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,620 - he locked it again. 662 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,055 He gets like this before Every deadline. 663 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,256 - zack, open up, buddy. 664 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,927 - even I don't get a key. 665 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,795 The good news is the kitchen And the bathrooms 666 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:23,930 Are all on this side Of the door, 667 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,534 So eventually he has To come out. 668 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,068 Zack! - zack! 669 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,838 Open the door, Zack! 670 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,280 - what's happening? 671 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,849 - it's called A flash pulmonary edema. 672 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,084 This fluid's coming From his lungs. 673 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,119 Uh, grab that bag, please. 674 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:55,562 - oh, please. 675 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,764 Don't leave me, sweetie. 676 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,866 Please. 677 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:00,933 I need you. 678 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,969 - it's gonna be okay. 679 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:07,907 [machine beeps] 680 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,609 Stay with me, zack. 681 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:12,011 - please. 682 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:15,582 Please. Please. 683 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,222 - just stay calm and breathe, Zack. 684 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,692 This is a bi-pap machine. 685 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:26,826 There's fluid Backed up into your lungs. 686 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,561 The bi-pap will help Your oxygenation 687 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,996 And improve the function Of your heart. 688 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,264 Julie, come here. Can you hold him? 689 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,901 Keep him sitting up While the machine does its work. 690 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,971 You'll feel better soon. 691 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,107 - I have you, zack. 692 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:45,311 I have you. 693 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,814 - I'm not putting a gown on. 694 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,781 You wanted a look. I gave you a look. 695 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,851 - I eliminated epididymitis And orchitis, 696 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,987 But I did see a mild Ulceration down there. 697 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,689 In order to diagnose it, 698 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,926 I'll need to examine your pulse, Your temperature, 699 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,994 Your nose, your ears. 700 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,630 - I told you where it hurts. 701 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:05,031 You're not even looking On the right end. 702 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,967 - this is part Of the diagnostic process. 703 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,636 I need to do A full examination 704 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,337 And get a scraping From the ulcer 705 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:12,939 To put under a microscope. 706 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,741 - the software I invented Sold millions 707 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,676 Because it gives people An answer. 708 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:17,877 No offense, I just think a doctor 709 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,946 Would have given me one by now Or at least had a theory. 710 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,048 - it could be Any number of things. 711 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,216 It would be irresponsible To speculate out loud 712 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,685 At this point. 713 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,253 - "Any number of things"? 714 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:28,721 Like what? 715 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,623 Please, be irresponsible. 716 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:33,092 - granuloma inguinale, Chancroid, 717 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,361 Balanitis, Fungal infection, 718 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,764 Psychosomatic dermatitis, 719 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,899 Herpes zoster, Tuberculosis, hpv, 720 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,333 Squamous cell carcinoma. 721 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:42,935 - carcinoma? 722 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,838 On my honeymoon? On my-- 723 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,774 That? 724 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,877 Oh, god. 725 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,344 I knew something Had to happen. 726 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,150 - good. So those are zack's options. 727 00:26:58,184 --> 00:26:59,351 - yep. 728 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,220 Do it my way, The right way, 729 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:02,655 Or it's back to heritage. 730 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:03,956 - it sounds like A no-lose situation for me. 731 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:07,927 Either way, I get to keep You alive, zoomer. 732 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,395 - all right, Fluid's dissipated. 733 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:10,863 How do you feel? 734 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,165 - lucky, I guess. And cold. 735 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:16,102 - I'll go get your tea. 736 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,237 - all right, You ready for the blockers? 737 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,372 - actually, First I'd like to finish-- 738 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,974 - rhetorical question. Before you do anything else, 739 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,409 I need to give you The medication 740 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,011 That'll keep you alive. 741 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,946 Look, the good news is The iv catheter's already in, 742 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:27,847 So I just have To switch bags. 743 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,416 - and the bad news Is now I'll be lame. 744 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:32,985 Kids hate lame, hank. 745 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,954 - so you'd let your course Of treatment be dictated 746 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,355 By people Who are three-feet tall 747 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:37,990 And eat paste for fun? 748 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,792 - why not? They dictate The course of my career. 749 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,060 - don't give up on me. 750 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,294 Get your health back, 751 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,030 Then you can work on Getting your mojo back. 752 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,999 Hey, maybe you could put A little doctor character 753 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,467 In one of your books. 754 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,969 - hey, do I tell you How to practice medicine? 755 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,838 - actually, that's exactly What you've been doing. 756 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,940 Yeah. 757 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,207 [cell phone rings] Oh. 758 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,744 Yeah. 759 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,046 - I'm just saying I never heard of the job. 760 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,048 So how could I know If a so-called p.A. 761 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,183 Knows a kidney stone From a kidney bean? 762 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,385 - because she works for me, And we ask that question 763 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,821 On the hankmed Job application. 764 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,890 - you're the doctor? 765 00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:11,690 Great. 766 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,826 Glad to finally Have you involved. 767 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,061 - I've been involved. 768 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,863 Divya's kept me informed Every step of the way. 769 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:20,066 Mr. Ryder, I am happy To check you out, 770 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,333 But you were in great hands 771 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,501 Before I got here. 772 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,170 How far along were you? 773 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,905 - he wouldn't let me give him A full exam. 774 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,174 - I gave her a peek. 775 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,876 - I thought he didn't Have allergies. 776 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,377 - I don't. I didn't. 777 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:37,817 - minor lesions In the nasal membrane. 778 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,486 - in combination with The other ulceration. 779 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,154 - I've seen this overseas. 780 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,790 - I don't go overseas. 781 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,795 - were you in The greenhouse much? 782 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,096 - only for the wedding. 783 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,531 - did you spend Any additional time there? 784 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:56,168 Not in your tuxedo perhaps? 785 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:59,505 - well...Yes. 786 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:01,874 Rachel came to my door The morning of the wedding 787 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,344 And made me go skinny-dipping With her through the trees. 788 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:08,214 I told her it was Bad luck to see each other, 789 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,549 But she can be very persuasive When she's naked. 790 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,785 - I'm sure. 791 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:14,787 I think when you brought The tropics to you, 792 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:17,223 You may have gotten More than you bargained for. 793 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:24,063 Divya, I'm gonna need A microscope and-- 794 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,798 - a giemsa stain. 795 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:26,732 - uh-huh. 796 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,300 I think you have a case Of leishmaniasis. 797 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,904 It's caused by the bite Of tropical sand flies. 798 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,841 - one of them probably Hitched a ride to america 799 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,142 On a tree. 800 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,210 Then bit you Upstairs and downstairs 801 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:41,147 While you romped And frolicked. 802 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,149 - luckily, it's treatable, And you're gonna be okay. 803 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,183 - thank god. 804 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,585 I'll go tell my wife She still has a honeymoon 805 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,054 To look forward to. 806 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,170 [laughter] 807 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:06,105 - * da da da da da 808 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,175 * da da da da 809 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:13,112 * 810 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:17,549 * the place we're hiding 811 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,351 - hey. - hey. 812 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:21,888 What are you doing here? 813 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,190 - my nephews are big fans. 814 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:27,559 They're over there waiting For the reading to start. 815 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,595 - can I ask, do you-- 816 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,330 Does this cutout Look funny to you? 817 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:34,300 - they're children's book Characters. 818 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,336 - yeah, but not "Ha ha" funny, Like off. 819 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:40,272 - looks like Zoomer and jewel to me. 820 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,607 - okay. 821 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,211 Is that super stan weisman, 822 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:46,478 The cardiologist From manhattan? 823 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,214 - mm-hmm. 824 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:49,148 - what's he doing here? 825 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,283 - dr. Weisman has a house In the hamptons, 826 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,052 And he has kids. 827 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,888 - oh, yeah. No, that makes sense. 828 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,424 - and I recruited him To work at hamptons heritage 829 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,960 Two days a week Every summer. 830 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,062 - wow. That's quite a coup. 831 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:05,031 - I guess sometimes Us little people 832 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,198 Want it more. 833 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,234 - okay, I see what You're doing there. 834 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:09,468 Look, I should Have spoken to you 835 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,537 Before agreeing To treat zack. 836 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,106 I owed you that, And I am sorry. 837 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,375 - yeah, well, He was leaving anyway. 838 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:17,576 - oh. 839 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,678 So apology accepted And we're good? 840 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,547 - [sighs] 841 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,382 I don't think It's that simple. 842 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,084 - what do you mean? 843 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,353 - this is exactly what happened With me and charlie. 844 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,055 - charlie. - yeah. 845 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,089 Charlie, my ex. 846 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,324 You know, once it Stopped working personally, 847 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,326 We thought we could still Make it work professionally, 848 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,130 But it turns out it's really An all-or-nothing deal. 849 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:42,234 Anything in between Is just too hard. 850 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,370 - so what are you saying? 851 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,006 - I want nothing more Than to see you, hank, 852 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:50,076 But I don't think I know how. 853 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:54,413 I guess nothing's fair game. 854 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,215 It's the only way That I can move on. 855 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:59,318 I'm--I'm sorry. 856 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,390 [cell phone rings] 857 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:05,224 - hello. 858 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,526 - hank, come quick. Zack collapsed. 859 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,161 - he collapsed? 860 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,230 The cutout. 861 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,265 Jewel's all yellow. 862 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:14,500 - what? What does that mean? 863 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,335 - it means that zack Is toxic. 864 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,370 I'm on my way. 865 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,511 - stand back, ma'am. We've got it. 866 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,383 - we were on our way, And he just-- 867 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,119 - bp's dropped To 60 over 30. 868 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,386 Heart rate 150 per minute. 869 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,587 - I've got a line in Just in case. 870 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,189 - stop. I'm his doctor. 871 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,591 - he's afib with r.V.R. He needs to be defibbed now. 872 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:40,726 - yeah, that could kill him. 873 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:42,294 He has digitalis toxicity. 874 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,095 - what does that all mean? 875 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,296 - julie, the tea He always drinks. 876 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:45,431 Do you have the box somewhere? 877 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,099 - there is no box. It's herbal. 878 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,700 He grows it himself In our garden. 879 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,136 - I'm betting that tea Was foxglove. 880 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,303 It grows wild here And it makes the digoxin, 881 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:52,771 Which slows down The heart. 882 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,073 He was self-medicating. 883 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:55,441 - look, State protocol mandates 884 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,575 That we stick To standard treatment. 885 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:57,709 - yeah, well, We don't have time. 886 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,078 I'll take full responsibility. 887 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,613 - that's not my call, doc. It's hers. 888 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,150 - julie, did you see The cutouts he painted? 889 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:05,217 - no. - okay. 890 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:06,685 They showed signs That his vision had yellowed. 891 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,420 That happens with Excessive digitalis. 892 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,322 Look, I'm on your side, Julie. 893 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,458 - [sobbing] 894 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,360 Hank is his doctor. 895 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:17,263 - okay, get my bag, please. 896 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,365 I need you To flatten him out. 897 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:22,734 Clear. 898 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:25,704 - [sobbing] 899 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,347 - with digitalis toxicity, You push lidocaine, 900 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:36,448 100 milligrams. 901 00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:38,150 - herbal tea Can really do this? 902 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:40,152 - the kind zack drinks can. It's powerful. 903 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:42,621 So with his heart condition, Overdosing is easy. 904 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:43,722 - heart's still racing At 150. 905 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,224 - are you sure? 906 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,392 - yes, it'll drop. 907 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,294 - heart rate's really dropping. 908 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:49,261 Too low, it's in the 30s. 909 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:51,097 - he could flatline. - how's his pressure? 910 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:52,264 - 100 over 50. 911 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,432 - set up The external pacemaker 912 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:54,800 Just in case his pressure Drops too low 913 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,235 Before this kicks in. 914 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,239 - [gasping, coughing] 915 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:05,711 [coughs] 916 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,750 - welcome back, buddy. 917 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,452 He's gonna be okay. 918 00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:19,425 - so we'll give you Iv pentavalent antimony 919 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,093 With allopurinol. 920 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,095 - and I'll cut back On my naked frolicking 921 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:24,296 In the elements too. 922 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,131 - mmm. 923 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,333 You'll be all better By month's end. 924 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,834 - this survey evan gave me. 925 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,269 Two questions. 926 00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:32,338 Can I rate you Higher than a ten? 927 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,140 And for "Condition treated" 928 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,208 It doesn't seem To have a box 929 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,544 For flies inside my fly. 930 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,279 - just check "Other". 931 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,214 - check. 932 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,783 I owe you a thanks And an apology. 933 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,186 I was uncooperative. 934 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,188 I put too much value On perception sometimes. 935 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:53,125 But sometimes the best stocks 936 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,461 Are the gems Nobody's heard of yet. 937 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,463 - hi, baby. 938 00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:59,498 How's my super fly guy? 939 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,201 - the p.A. Thinks I'll be better by? 940 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:04,403 - oh, right here. 941 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,806 - oh, well, that's during My trinidad photo shoot. 942 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:10,842 - what would you think If I met you in trinidad 943 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:13,312 And we flew To the real amazon? 944 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,281 - you'd really get In an airplane for me? 945 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,515 - with enough sedation, Sure. 946 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,318 Look, if something this weird Can happen in the hamptons, 947 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:21,387 What am I so afraid of, huh? 948 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,921 - oh, baby. 949 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,291 Oh, my big, strong man. 950 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,525 Oh, my gosh, I just love you so much, 951 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,427 My little rock star. 952 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,529 Eskimo kisses. 953 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,631 - okay, bye. - bye. 954 00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:44,310 - "Watching the sunset Always made zoomer 955 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,412 "A little sad, 956 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,414 "Because that meant bedtime 957 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,682 And all the day's fun Was done." 958 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,319 - "But every night When the lights went off, 959 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:55,487 "Jewel whispered to him, 960 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:59,458 'tomorrow is A brand-new day.'" 961 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,564 - "And it was." 962 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:06,798 [applause] 963 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,345 - well, they think You still got it. 964 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,380 - oh, well, some days I have the mo, 965 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,315 Some days I have the jo. 966 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:25,251 And some days, I even put them together. 967 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,219 - that sounds like progress. 968 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,288 - nothing will make you Stop bitching about your life 969 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:31,223 Like getting A second chance at it. 970 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,858 - and look, as I said, If you want to find out 971 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,261 If you're a candidate For either of those surgeries-- 972 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:36,928 - the long-term. - mm-hmm. 973 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,465 Did you know hamptons heritage Happens to have 974 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,400 The premier cardiologist On the east coast? 975 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,902 - that's surprising to hear. 976 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,337 - and his kids Love your books. 977 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,639 - that's not So surprising to hear. 978 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,308 - as you requested. 979 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,276 - thank you. 980 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:53,345 - though it doesn't seem Like payment enough. 981 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,514 And as your cfo requested. 982 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,517 - oh, he'll be pleased By your feedback. 983 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,326 - can we please get started? 984 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,328 - I have someplace I need to be. 985 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,362 - where? 986 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:11,997 - I'm still working on that. Anywhere but here. 987 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,899 - yeah, no, I'm waiting for divya, man. 988 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,634 - does she know you're Giving your presentation? 989 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,303 - yeah, if she checks Her text messages, 990 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,770 Or her emails, Or her voicemails. 991 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,306 - you should start Without her. 992 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:21,940 - I'm not-- - just-- 993 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,410 - you know what? Okay, I will. 994 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:26,011 It's her loss, 995 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,046 Which means it's you And me, henry. 996 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,381 You and me, you ready? - I'm ready. 997 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,049 - you ready for this? - mmm. 998 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,419 [upbeat techno music] 999 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,554 - welcome to advanced Evan-omics. 1000 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,289 So-- [knocking at door] 1001 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,924 See? 1002 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,992 I'm not starting it over For her, by the way. 1003 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:43,061 I don't give a tinker's cuss What her excuse is either. 1004 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,062 - hey, doc. 1005 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,063 They are... 1006 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,698 [hiccups] Back. 1007 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,500 I hate to bother you, But my wife-- 1008 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:49,868 - come to the cabinet. - thank you. 1009 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,503 Morning, mr. Lawson. 1010 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:54,340 - morning, stu. 1011 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,342 - viscous lidocaine. 1012 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,976 It'll feel odd For about two seconds, 1013 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,045 But it's better Than hiccups for two days. 1014 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:01,380 - I really appreciate this. 1015 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,948 - stu, do you happen To take meds 1016 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,850 For allergies Or asthma? 1017 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,553 - I have a prescription For my hay fever. 1018 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,388 - well, if it's Corticosteroids, 1019 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,089 They sometimes Have the side effect 1020 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,558 Of persistent hiccupping. 1021 00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:14,826 Try these instead. 1022 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:17,563 - hey, if you ever need Any free a.V. Help-- 1023 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:18,664 - will do, 1024 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,666 But I leave the bells And whistles to my brother. 1025 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,534 - thanks, doc. Take it easy. 1026 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:24,336 - see you, stu. 1027 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,872 So anyone else dropping by? 1028 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,507 Some huddled masses? 1029 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,543 Maybe fagan's gang Of street urchins perhaps? 1030 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,845 - ha, we'll resume The evan-omics lesson later, 1031 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:35,481 But so far utterly engrossing. 1032 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,516 Riveting. Some of your best work. 1033 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:38,584 - henry. 1034 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,118 Henry! 1035 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,353 - ta-la! 1036 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,855 - I can't believe this. 1037 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:48,360 I cannot believe this. 1038 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,363 [upbeat techno music] 1039 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:52,998 * 1040 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,567 - divya katdare. 1041 00:38:55,601 --> 00:39:00,105 Well, we should-- [hiccups] 1042 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,441 We should-- [hiccups] 1043 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:04,376 - we should reschedule. 1044 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:08,914 - no, no, we sh-- [hiccups] 1045 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:10,782 [clears throat, hiccups] 1046 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,951 * 1047 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,586 Yeah. 1048 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:25,864 [knocks] 1049 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,736 - you got my message. - I did. 1050 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,838 I thought I'd respond To it in person. 1051 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,607 You got my gift. 1052 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,844 - yeah, zoomer and jewel Go to the hamptons. 1053 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,647 First edition. 1054 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,148 - signed to you. 1055 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,717 - hmm. 1056 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,753 - you know, If that's fair game. 1057 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:55,461 Look, I'm--I'm sorry About everything. 1058 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:04,536 - you know, hank, 1059 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,137 Sending me cute little gifts 1060 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:09,508 Really isn't gonna help me Move on. 1061 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:15,947 - well what about Adorable little gifts? 1062 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,951 - even worse. 1063 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:23,855 - * show you All my love * 1064 00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:26,558 * and tonight 1065 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:30,829 * we won't wait Any longer * 1066 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:37,536 * you say you try to love... 1067 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:38,970 * but does it matter 1068 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,807 * does it matter, Oh * 1069 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,209 * oh, oh, oh, oh 1070 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,845 * lo-o-o-ove 1071 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,681 * lo-o-o-ove you more 1072 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,617 * more than ever 1073 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:56,221 - * let me, let me Be your star * 1074 00:40:56,254 --> 00:41:01,693 * let me be your star 1075 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:04,496 [vibrating] 1076 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,532 Captioning by captionmax Www.Captionmax.Com